Humorous

Advice From a Caterpillar
Ask a yes or no question and the caterpillar from Alice in Wonderland gives you an answer.
http://www.ruthannzaroff.com/wonderland/caterpillar.htm

Ask a Klingon
Ask a Klingon, get a trite Klingonese saying.
http://www.ai.mit.edu/people/paulfitz/plank/advice.html

Bad Cookie
Real web Chinese fortune cookie.
http://www.badcookie.com/

The Bobbymeizer Machine
Click the noose to read Bobby's answers to your questions.
http://geocities.com/bobbymeizer/

Divinashow
Provides a personality diagnosis based on numerology, assigned to ten unique characters from a birth date.
http://www.heavenlyblue.jp/show/en/

Fortune Balls from Outer Space
"Find out what twists of fate the future has in store for you from the renowned psychic from outer space, Madame Ra." Ask your question then choose the ball that you feel the stongest spiritual connection with.
http://www.northvalley.net/fortune/index.shtml

Happy Fanny
Ask Fanny, a real, down to earth, claymation redneck, about your future. Click a square and revel in Fanny's wisdom.
http://www.hauntedbookstore.com/happyfanny/index.htm

Hearts, Love & Valentine's Love Test!
Test the power of your love. Answer some questions, then the computer calculates your love quotient. Cute. Requires Shockwave.
http://www.mentaljokes.com/test.html

Marzipan Fortune Piggy
A pig made of marzipan provides sayings based on colors you choose.
http://www.geocities.com/movius/index.html

Mood Ring
Pass your mouse over the ring, and your mood is revealed. Uses Java. Netscape Version.
http://www.ajcockrell.com/ajcockrell/moodring_ns.htm

Online Free Fortune Tellers
Variety of fortune tellers including a clown, tea leaves, pumpkin, and fortune cookie. Very simple scripts.
http://www.saviodsilva.com/fortuneteller.htm

The Oracle of Delphi
The Oracle of Delphi has been silent for three thousand years. Predetermined, trite answers each time you press a button.
http://www.oracleofdelphi.com/newpage2.html

Oracle of Wisdom
Sarcastic answers, often with pop-culture references.
http://oracle.shawnolson.net/

Psychic Chicken Network Homepage
Complete psychic center by a chicken with attitude. Ask yes/no questions, and test psychic ability.
http://www.ruprecht.com/index.html

The Psychic Fishbowl
Receive a live reading from a psychic fish. Pick a fish and wait for your response.
http://www.netexpress.net/~glampe/

Soothsayer
Answers questions in a yes / no format a la Magic 8 ball.
http://jon.hedley.net/toys/soothsayer.cgi

Tarot Machine
A slot machine like tarot reading. Able to read love and work and overall fate everyday.
http://www.7jigen.net/tarot/en/

The Trolloscope
Find your Guardian Troll, which will send you monthly advice for everyday life.
http://www.trolloscope.com