Useless Pages

Alien Central
Featuring a variety of alien and abductee topics, including an alien chat bot, abduction request forms and a forum.
http://www.aliencentral.com/

Altering Time
A blend of geeky and technical humor, reviews of useless sites, news commentary and multimedia.
http://www.alteringtime.com/

Alvins Adventures
The short, brutal life of a helpless teddy bear.
http://www25.brinkster.com/alvinsadventure/Home.html

Baney
The adventures of a little green frog with a big personality.
http://www.baney.co.uk/

Become A Gnome.com
Visitors can turn themselves into gnomes, and back again.
http://becomeagnome.com

Blah Blah Blah
Visitors are challenged to find the hidden meaning.
http://athensohio.net/entertainment/blahblahblah/

Blue Duck With Fangs
A semi-vampiric waterfowl.
http://blueduckwithfangs.i8.com/

Brampton Bugle
Spoof newspaper website, covering a number of surreal topics, a fake advice column and bizarre advertisements.
http://www.brampton-bugle.co.uk

The Brink of Insanity
Various topics including Duct Tape Man, Sockweb, a horrorscope and poetry. Features a challenging navigation system.
http://www.angelfire.com/ny3/wasteofspace/

Broadswords and Bunnies
A dedication to cute and cuddly things and metal harbringers of death.
http://www.broadswordsnbunnies.co.uk

Buzzword Free Zone
Home of the Koolefant, URL toys and random poetry.
http://x42.com/

Candyboots
A collection of disturbing pictures from old Weightwatchers recipe cards and children's books.
http://www.candyboots.com/

Cate's Garage Sale Finds
A showcase of bizarre and disturbing items found at garage sales.
http://www.catesgarage.com/

Contacting George W. Bush
Visitors can try to get in touch the president to exchange views.
http://www.uups-peinlich.de/contacting-george-w-bush.htm

Crazythoughts.com
A list of oxymorons and humorous questions to ponder.
http://www.crazythoughts.com/

CreepyGuy
A self-confessed creepy guy reveals all.
http://www.creepyguy.com/

Daffodil
A long and completely incomprehensible fairy story.
http://www.e-drivel.co.uk/

Dave's Web Of Lies
Offering a new lie every day, plus a listing of all the lies of the week and a searchable database.
http://www.davesweboflies.com/

Doggieville
Original humor to amuse your inner hamster.
http://www.doggieville.co.uk/

Dogs in Cars
A gallery of automobiles with canines in them.
http://www.dogsincars.co.uk/

Dr Speedbump's Attention Deficit Compan
A mix of satire, philosophy, abruptly-ending fiction and lobotomies.
http://drspeedbump.8m.com/

EggEgg!
Surreal comic strip with political leanings.
http://eggegg.comicgenesis.com/

Encyclopedia Darcica
Compendium of pointless lists and questionable essays.
http://www.realisis.ca/darcica/

Find My Twin
Visitors can try to match themselves up with people with identical physical characteristics.
http://findmytwin.idavista.com/

FOUND magazine
Photographs of found objects. Images and RealAudio samples, and they accept actual found objects by mail.
http://www.foundmagazine.com

Freaking Kids
Shows a personal hate of many things in this world, headlining the hate of children and their behavior.
http://freakingkids.tripod.com

Fun Latin
Expressions not found in the classics but might make a great bumper sticker.
http://www.columbia.edu/cu/augustine/arch/omnibus.html

Giant Lava Lamp
A small town in Washington is trying to build a lava lamp. Request for help, and computer simulated pictures of what the lamp might look like.
http://www.giantlavalamp.com/

Gift Horse
Place to find pointless, thoughtless, and the most unsuitable gifts for everyone, plus random advice.
http://www.wellandweb.co.uk/gifthorse/

Global Honk
A place for the gullible to learn about the world around them.
http://www.globalhonk.com/

How To Keep An Idiot Busy
Timewasting exercise using a computer mouse.
http://www.pagetutor.com/idiot/idiot.html

Hyperhero
Information about this powerful superhero, his heroic deeds and his inventions.
http://www.hyperhero.com/en/

Invertit
The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes, written backwards.
http://www.levird.com

It's Better Tinned Than Fresh
Surreal humour, featuring Lazarus the off-color zebra, a gallery for trolleybus fetishists and a strange guide to Ashby de la Zouch.
http://www.itsbettertinnedthanfresh.co.uk/

Iur - My Life
The life of a rejected mains plug.
http://www2.hemsida.net/anders/iur/hem.html

5ives: Merlin's Lists of Five Things
Updated periodically.
http://www.5ives.com/

JanPieter.com
Disjointed concepts and unsettling humor.
http://www.janpieter.com/

Lakeside Nature Preserve, Gun Club and Home for the Insane
A community of beer-loving people living under an energy-field dome. Photographs of dangerous cows and giant frogs.
http://www.orehole.com

Learn to Count to Ten
Using both Arabic numerals and human digits.
http://countten.free.fr/

Lonely Socks
Collection of pictures of single socks looking for their match. Accepts submissions.
http://www.lonelysocks.co.uk/

The Longest Domain
Demonstrating a 67 character domain name.
http://www.thepersonwithanewideaisacrank-untiltheideasucceeds-by-marktwain.com/

Manatees Crashed Cars of Kuwait
Clearly one of the more dangerous places in the world to drive.
http://crazyshit.org/

Medieval Motorcycle Maintenance
Advice on how to clean a carburettor, written in Olde English.
http://www.cybertripe.co.uk/

Meet Humples
A simple animated monkey in a wide variety of outfits.
http://dragondude.dr.funpic.org/

Name Translations
Humorous definitions of people's first names.
http://www.nametranslation.co.uk/names/meaning/

Number Of The Moment
Visitors can find their Karmic number and have its significance explained.
http://dex50.50megs.com/number

The Official Shotgun Rules
Detailed guidance on how to call shotgun before riding in a vehicle.
http://theshotgunrules.com/

Pick The Worst
Visitors can choose the worst option out of several bad scenarios.
http://www.picktheworst.com/

The Pointless Dot Com
Providing readers with as little meaningful content as possible.
http://thepointless.com/

Pointless Site
Featuring both possible and impossible mazes, and a collection of dead and blank links.
http://www.angelfire.com/ca4/nopoint/

The Realm of Niftyness
Interactive games, crudely drawn adventures, Ask Skippy, and a tour of a real college dorm room.
http://www.niftyness.com/

Shameface
A group of California teens show their creativity and lack of talent through articles, videos, and Flash animations.
http://www.shameface.com/

Soundalikes.com
Visitors can compare expeiences and notes from those times that one song turns into another in their head.
http://www.soundalikes.com/

Sox: Sock Monkey with a Harley
Photos of Sox in a variety of situations: riding his motorcycle, eating, relaxing and working out.
http://soxmonkey.homestead.com/scrapbook.html

The Star of David Jewish Ninja Shiruken
The weapon of an ancient and secret martial art.
http://www.merriol.freeserve.co.uk/products/ninja.htm

Star Wars Action Figure Webcam
The life and times of the Star Wars action figues sitting on a desk.
http://www.ebondi.com.au/starwars.asp

Stuff That Sucks
A list of several thousand things that are deeply annoying or depressing.
http://geocities.com/stuff_that_sucks/

The Stupid Pastimes on the Web Site
Includes Build Your Own Cow, the Incredible Bouncing E-mail and the Cleanest Page on the Web.
http://members.tripod.com/~spows/

Surreel Toon Supply Company
Cartoon supply company provides online searchable knowledge base and trouble ticket system for customers. Humorous technical support issues are posted for your amusement.
http://beetletek.com/surreel/

Tits or Eyes?
Visitors are given the chance to identify a stylized anatomical part.
http://www.geocities.com/titsoreyes/

Twistedmindz
A collection of sketch videos, flash games, animations, and audio clips. Also features a forum.
http://www.twistedmindz.co.uk/

The Useless Information Society
Useless news, rants, writing, discussion, and links.
http://www.myspace.com/theuis

VCR Clock Error
A cross between a server error and a misconfigured VCR.
http://www.vcrclock.com/

Virtual VCR Clock
Dedicated to the millions of VCRs in the world that don't have their clocks set.
http://www.aaroncity.com/vcrclock/

Wah Kazoo
Experience the sound of a kazoo through a wah-pedal.
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/ed.nurse/wahkazoo/index2.html

Watching Paint Dry
A real-time webcam view of this exciting spectator activity, plus other equally interesting subjects.
http://www.watching-paint-dry.com/

306WD.com
Procrastination aids, bad pickup lines, taco humor and chipmunks.
http://www.306wd.com/

Your Driver Is
An innovative way for bus passengers to insult and poke fun at their driver.
http://www.freewebs.com/yourdriveris/driver.htm

Zasx.com
Countdowns to memorable and not-so-memorable days, a running total of free AOL hours and the weather in Regina, Saskatchewan.
http://www.zasx.com/

ZevZek.com
Featuring games, karaoke and media downloads. In English and Turkish.
http://www.zevzek.com/index_en.html

Zombo.com
Where you'll always get a warm welcome. Requires Flash and audio.
http://www.zombo.com/